На англ.яз.

“THE HANDSOMEST AMONG THESE MAIDS OF HONOUR, A PLEASANT FROLICSOME

GIRL OF SIXTEEN, WOULD SOMETIMES SET ME ASTRIDE UPON ONE OF HER NIPPLES,

WITH MANY OTHER TRICKS, WHEREIN THE READER WILL EXCUSE ME FOR NOT BEING

OVER PARTICULAR.” SWIFT'S STARTLING SATIRE ON THE SMALLNESS OF HUMAN EXISTENCE.